May 2012
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Listenbarabarabuggy: soreto-you-wanna-be-my-friend: ...
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Anonymous asked: Have you met Heiresses that your...
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peetapockets: I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
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Listenftwurmomfreecountrybeetch: hiougi-city:  ...
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bucklesup: breathes on everyone’s face and whispers friend
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dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this  
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
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himapapaftw: people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
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[UPDATES] The Miami-Face Eater, a coincidence or...
huddahuddahudda: IMPORTANT UPDATES: Click ‘Read More’ and Ctrl+F ‘Timeline’/scroll to the bottom or Ctrl+F Miami Face-Eater for an update on that! A lot of people say it’s zombies, but a lot of others disagree. However, I have a few disturbing things to share with you. Keep in mind that zombies are a fictional thing, but do have basis in fact. To keep this ‘intro’ short and to the point, I’ll...
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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym: So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity: IN THE EVENT OF AN...
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elasticitymudflap: i just spent the past hour dying my hair purple and explaining the meaning of fandoms on tumblr to my mother. everything from fueah blogs to highschool AU slash gender swap mpreg fanfiction. she regrets asking now.
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robosexualginger: “i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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kats-in-space: moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom OMFG
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mom: go outside no kids your age stay on the computer all day
me:
me: *points to tumblr*
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ashisaloser: I can’t be the only one. 
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sassy-gay-url: i wonder if people are intimidated by me 
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this is hilarious: A FEW MORE THINGS TO KNOW WHEN... →
asmintasmint: Just a heads up, this post is about his relationship with his brother (before Sburb, mainly). Anyway. FIRSTLY. Dave doesn’t think his brother is a dick, and quite plainly looks up to him, making no effort to hide it from anyone asides from Bro himself: [here] [
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tltty: homework omewok lomewo bloewo blog 
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roneryanyan: lol people who think it would be fun to have a zombie apocalypse.
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pyrates: “john doesn’t swear”
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Have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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breadfishs: today i went to type wikipedia.org but instead i typed wikipedia.ogre
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